Sea Monkeys Make Great Pets!

Dog: *clickclickclickclickclickclick* *POKE* *clickclickclickclickclickclick*
Dog: *clickclickclickclickclickclick* *POKE* *clickclickclickclickclickclick*
Dog: *clickclickclickclickclickclick* *POKE* *clickclickclickclickclickclick*
Dog: *clickclickclickclickclickclick* *POKE* *clickclickclickclickclickclick*
Dog: *clickclickclickclickclickclick* *POKE*

ME: OMG WHAT THE HELL. It is 3AM and you keep walking in here every 43 minutes, poking me in the face with your nose and walking out. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Dog: Just making sure you're ok.
Me: I'M FINE. GO AWAY.
Dog: Ok. Now that you're up I can go to sleep. You really should relax, you seem tense.
Me: I should have gotten sea monkeys.