Watermelonz?

Dogs: what for dinner?
Me: kibble, duh
Dogs: no- in YOUR bowl.
Me: watermelon
Dogs: CAN HAZ WATERMELONZ?
Me: no, this watermelon is mine
Dogs: CAN HAZ WATERMELONZ?
Me: no, I cut it up, I washed the bowl, the watermelon is mine.
Dogs: CAN HAS WATERMELONZ FROM BOWL?
Me: no

Dogs: OK
Dogs: NOW CAN HAZ WATERMELONZ?
Me: go to your room.