Dogs: WE LURRRRRVE YOU! WANT TO SNUGGLE?
Me: No.
Dogs: WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM!
Me: Go away. It's eleventybillion degrees.
Dogs: LET OUR BREATH SAVE YOU FROM FREEEEEZING.
Me: I wish it was freezing and your breath smells like you've been eating chum.
Dogs: WE CAN MAKE THE BED COZY FOR YOUUUUU.
Me: OMG GO AWAY.
Me: No.
Dogs: WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM!
Me: Go away. It's eleventybillion degrees.
Dogs: LET OUR BREATH SAVE YOU FROM FREEEEEZING.
Me: I wish it was freezing and your breath smells like you've been eating chum.
Dogs: WE CAN MAKE THE BED COZY FOR YOUUUUU.
Me: OMG GO AWAY.
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